It's discrimination I tell you! This price is only for HUMANS! And My Human will never use it. Why can't I?

My Human and Me, we leave the house and, of course, say hi to my neighbor. We get to the next corner and a new neighbor is Bar-B-Qing and playing Smokey Robinson. We stop and talk for awhile. He gives My Human a rib, Human gives me a bite (selfish sapiens, just a bite?) and sends us off down the [...]