Dood350I keep hearing about this talk fest you humans are going to have.

By the way, who’s the guy with a dead cat on his head?

So, ya got a bunch of humans who want to talk. Fine. Let ’em  talk. I keep hearing about how they’re only gonna let a few of them talk. That some T.V. show gets to pick who’s it’s gonna be that talks. Why don’t ‘cha let everyone talk? It’s real simple, split the group in two. Do 2 debates. ???

I’m a fucking dog and can settle mess this in no time.