The “SPHERE” ( patient pending)

I caught the “SPHERE.” ( patient pending) at the dog park. The 6 other dogs at the park couldn’t do it. They’ve been trying for awhile. But, I beat ’em all.  Losers, yeah, I caught the “SPHERE”!!! (Trump reference).  I am dominated by the “SPHERE.” ( patient pending). I chewed on it, I barked at it, I howled at it, (I even Thurston Howled the III at it.) , and as a victor, I decided to think about why I am so compelled by The “SPHERE”  ( patient pending).

Contemplate, contemplate, contemplate, CONTEMPLATE!!

They just don’t get the power of the “SPHERE.” ( patient pending)

I commit to the “SPHERE.” ( patient pending), but I don’t know why

The”SPHERE.” ( patient pending) is my toy.

The “SPHERE.” ( patient pending) is my master.

The “SPHERE.” ( patient pending) is the reason you think I’m bringing it back to you, just so you can throw it to me again…

and bring it back to you again!!???…

Really?!…

…Humans…..

I’ll never figure out the power of this thing. I can’t help myself. If my human picks it up he’s got my instant attention. If thrown, I’ll go get it.

I may not bring it back, but….

BTW, what is pending on the patient? Why doesn’t someone attend to him? He’s a patient for Gods sake.