For Humans Only
It's discrimination I tell you! This price is only for HUMANS! And My Human will never use it. Why can't I?
Dog About Town – Loma Alta
My Human and Me, we leave the house and, of course, say hi to my neighbor. We get to the next corner and a new neighbor is Bar-B-Qing and playing Smokey Robinson. We stop and talk for awhile. He gives My Human a rib, Human gives me a bite (selfish sapiens, just a bite?) and [...]
I Want One!
Dood: 'ey, I want one! Human: Then go get you own. Dood: Damn you and your opposable thumb!
The “SPHERE” ( patient pending)
I caught the "SPHERE." ( patient pending) at the dog park. The 6 other dogs at the park couldn't do it. They've been trying for awhile. But, I beat 'em all. Losers, yeah, I caught the "SPHERE"!!! (Trump reference). I am dominated by the "SPHERE." ( patient pending). I chewed on it, I barked at it, I howled at it, (I even [...]
I may be a Dog, But…
I keep hearing about this talk fest you humans are going to have. By the way, who's the guy with a dead cat on his head? So, ya got a bunch of humans who want to talk. Fine. Let 'em talk. I keep hearing about how they're only gonna let a few of them talk. [...]
My humans are wierd
They got this thing called comicon. Here's my humans, with a bunch of other humans, doin' stuff